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Paint it red = Put ketchup on an item

Java, Joe or a cup of mud = Coffee

A blonde with sand  =  Coffee with cream and sugar

Shake one in the hay = Strawberry milkshake

Cackle fruit = Eggs

Wreck 'em = Scrambled eggs

Adam & Eve on a raft = Two poached eggs on toast

On the hoof = Any kind of meat cooked rare

Bloodhound in the Hay = Hot dog and Sauerkraut

Whistleberries = Baked beans

Frog sticks = French fries

Paint a bow-wow red = Gimme a hot dog with ketchup

Irish turkey = Corned beef and cabbage

Zeppelins in a fog = Sausages and mashed potatoes

Burn one = Put a hamburger on the grill

Pin a rose on it = Add onion to an order

Burn one; drag it through the garden and pin a rose on it.= Hamburger with lettuce, tomato and onion